s t e p h i e . n e u r o s i s

{ Fact One }
Sometimes.
I like dressing up as a boy.
Just to confuse people.
Yes, binding and everything.
Weird? Probably.
But it's not like I care.
It's just fun.


{ Fact Two }
I'm pansexual.
Look it up.
So I'm not really bisexual.
Because I just fall for people despite gender.
Or recently discovered...
Despite them being androgynous.
In fact, androgyny all the way!


{ Fact Three }
I don't like talking to people (mostly strangers)
- on the phone
- who are serving me food
- who are cashiers or i'm paying them something
I have a panic attack when i do.
I'm also really shy.
Serious, I just don't seem it.


{ Fact Four }
I shower everyday.
Because I have this horrible hygiene obsession.
I also wash my hair everyday.
The only time this isn't followed is at festivals.
Because who showers at festivals.
I also wash my face obsessively
Cleanse, Tone, Moisturise.
Perfect.


{ Fact Five }
I fall for people easily.
Friends, boyfriend/girlfriends, anyone.
I'm very very easy to trick.
I'm also horribly naïve sometimes.
Don't dare abuse this fact.
Because I will never forgive you.
I will hate you for life.


{ Fact Six }
I do infact listen to everything.
The list is really too long.
Metal, rock, pop, cheesy music,
country, folk, theme songs, musicals,
blues, classical, anything.
Give me some good opera too.
I often am seen quoting song lyrics.
It's a habit I can't break.


{ Fact Seven }
I hate when people don't type properly.
dnt TyPe 2 Me lyk a retard plz.
Sticky caps?
Unnecessary shortening of words by missing vowels?
No thanks.
By text it's acceptable.
The net? God you have a keyboard.
Use it properly.


{ Fact Eight }
I read macros.
Yeah, really, I do.
Don't know what they are? Look them up.
I find them amazingly humorous
Especially if you do it with bands.
I see what you did there.
Ceiling cats.
Invisible vs. visible
Funny macro is funny.
etc. you get my point.
Net speak is also ftw, totz.


{ Fact Nine }
I want to be a scene queen.
Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, HannaBeth.
Kiki Kannibal, Dakota Rose, Matthew Lush.
I want to be like them.
And I don't give a shit what you're going to do about it.
Deal.
I will be a buzznet celebrity.


{ Fact Ten }
I dislike how I look.
I wear make-up because I want to hide my face.
I wear weird clothes to make people look at my clothes.
Not me.
My hair, I hate it.
I spend ages making myself look decent.
I spend at least two hours getting ready
Hair, make-up, clothes
before I leave the house.
I'm never satisfied.
And don't you dare call me vain.


{ Fact Eleven }
I have trust issues.
Just because I've known you years
doesn't mean I trust you.
I had this since a friend of mine ditched me
for another friend.
And I've never trusted friends much ever since.
I had this boyfriend who broke me.
I still break a little when I think about it.
I can't seem to trust any boy/girl enough since.
I don't really trust what you say to me
Because I'm scared of being hurt.
If you can win my trust.
Don't do something to make me lose it.
I won't let you come close to me
ever again.


They got a bit long but.
That's really a few things about me.
Because I've met a lot of people lately.
And I want to be honest about who I am.

:)

Don't let that put you off about being my friend.
If it does.
You're obviously not worth even knowing.

♥ Love ♥
Talk to you all soon :D
xxx